Quick Update

Hello everybody! Sorry for the lack of communication or blog entries, but things are a little tougher than we expected here in Central Asia. Currently, we are in Toshkent, Uzbekistan having made it safely across the border from Osh, Kyrgyzstan without any problems… although we did have some leftover fireworks from China in the Thundra which did not go over too well with the border guards. Aside from our little run-in at the border, everything is going well here in Uzbekistan and the people here are simply amazing which has helped to restore our faith in humanity after going through somewhat of a rough patch the last few weeks.

Turkmenistan is proving both difficult and expensive to cross, so we are taking a far less traveled but theoretically easier route back into Kazakhstan by the ever-so-shrinking Aral Sea to try and catch a Russian frieghter from Aktau across the Caspian to Baku, Azerbaijan. We have a lot of blogs ready to go on the laptops which will fill everyone in on what has been going on here at TWBR. We have a few days here in Toshkent to wait out some more visas so stay tuned… this time I promise there will be some new blogs and photos coming your way soon.

Update From the “Stans”

Hello everyone. In-between trying to figure out visas for the rest of the Central Asia countries we are attempting to cross, still taking account for what exactly got stolen from us in Almaty and meeting some new friends, I thought I would give everyone a quick update. We are currently in Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan and we like it here a lot. It is a nice change from Kazakhstan and after some of our experiences there, it was great to get out.

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TWBR and Sergi in Karakol, KG

The border crossing into Kyrgyzstan was one of the most uneventful crossings we have had to date, but the fresh foot of snow on the ground made for an action packed couple of hours as we helped to pull cars out of ditches and snow banks upon arrival into Stan number two. We spent a few nights in Karakol, a town on the SE corner of the second largest freshwater lake in the world and enjoyed the company of Sergi and his family at Yak Tours Guesthouse.

After leaving Karokol, we slowly made our way to Bishkek, stopping along the way to help some people in a small village put out a fire that had started in their hay barn. Unfortunately we were unable to prevent the near total loss of their winter stores due to the intensity of the fire and lack of easily accessible water or a fire brigade. It was a humbling experience for everyone involved.


Bouey working hard, but in the end it was too little too late

In Bishkek, we met up with the guys and gal from Trabant Trek. Three Americans, two guys from Spain and the UK and a girl from Hungary are driving three very small, unpredictable Russian cars all the way to Cambodia. We started talking with the guys from Trabant Trek back when we were in Malaysia to exchange ideas about how to get across China, so meeting up in Kyrgyzstan was pretty cool.

Anyway, we are off to get our visas for Uzbekistan right now and then try figure out a way across the Caspian Sea without ending up on a rusting, partially sinking Russian freighter or being held captive by its inebriated crew. Internet is fairly cheap here in the Stans, but the kicker is they charge you by the MB for data transfer… our negotiating skills, as well as our Russian are getting better, so maybe we can avoid the transfer fees and get some more photos and blogs up for everyone out there following us.  Oh yeah, the TWBR crew is now four strong… Steve and myself, our friend Karie from back home in Denver and Tash from the red center of Australia who joined up with us when we said we were fleeing Almaty.

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2 Toyotas = 3 Trabants

Top ten reasons why Toy Tec changed(saved) our lives.

When we first encountered water that would could not get the trucks through in Laos, we realized that we could wait no longer for some lifts on the trucks.  With the roads as bad as they are in some parts of this journey, backtracking as little as 75km can take the better part of a day.

We knew after the way we had beaten up the shocks through SE Asia, it was time at least get some replacements. On our first contact with Toy Tec we simply wanted to get some lifts and new rear springs for the Tundra, as we have had it severely overloaded with all the weight of our gear. Doug at Toy Tec suggested to me that we actually upgrade the shocks as well.

After 1200km of the roads in Mongolia, another 1000km of the insane roads of Kazakhstan and another 400km of snow and potholes in Kyrgyzstan, it has become highly evident that these shocks were not a luxury, they were a necessity. The corrugation of the roads in Mongolia is not paralleled in the world, it shakes you until you are on the verge of breakdown. The “paved” roads of Kazakhstan are in dire need of repair and they throw curve balls at you right and left with bumps and dips that will launch the trucks off the road at the blink of an eye. Kyrgyzstan’s potholes go back and forth from little minis to a whole chunk of the road missing for 50 ft.

With the experiences we have had over the last few weeks, we cannot thank Doug and the guys at Toy Tec enough for the gift that keeps on giving…their new shock setups.  We asked for lifts, they upgraded and now we have coil over shocks for the Sequoia along with Add-a-leaf springs for the Tundra.  The coil over shocks have outperformed Doug’s descriptions of a better ride, and the add-a-leafs have immensely improved the ride and handling of the Tundra with all the weight we are carrying. I am so impressed with these shocks that it seems wild to me that anyone would drive a truck with the stock shocks. So without further adieu…the top ten:

10) The Sequoia shocks were already noted as “not passing” when we had safety tests done in Thailand. After that we put more than 5,000 more miles on them.

9) Western Mongolia does not believe in bridges, river crossings are an hourly occurrence.

8) After a few hours with the new shocks, your confidence shoots through the roof with the new level of control. Confidence goes a long way when you are lost in the middle of nowhere, hundreds of miles from civilization, running out of gas while the thermometer reads negative 18 degrees.

7) Mongolians joke that the roads in the west can rattle the bolts loose in your truck, we were happily driving by those guys with loose bolts on the side of the road.

6) Bilstein just sounds cool when you are talking about your shocks.

5) Occasionally, we pass old Russian vans full of travelers. I giggle on the inside when I think of their discomfort.

4) After a day of driving in Mongolia jarring your brain for hours on end, sometimes you consider just driving off a cliff to make it all stop.  Without the shocks, I think I would have chosen the cliff by day 2.

3) If you manage to not lose your sanity and drive off a cliff yourself, the uneven road will attempt to toss you off one on its own.

2) I got to be “that guy” at the airport ticketing desk, airport security, the Air China ticketing desk, Mongolian customs and Mongolian airlines baggage desk on my flight back to Mongolia. It is like shocks are made of plutonium or something.

1) I recently saw an ad in Russia warning mothers not to shake their babies for risk of brain damage.  Thanks shocks…enough said.

Tha Khek – One of the most and the least

Tha Khek is one of the least visited tourist towns in Laos. It is easy to see why. The majority of the people traveling through Laos do not have their own transportation. Without your own vehicle it is not possible to take Rte 12, which turns out to be one of the most amazing drives ever. It has a feel as though you are driving back in time as the road is lined with only primitive grass huts and fields of rice.  The limestone cliffs give it an extra element of exotic flavor and if you are ever in the area you should make a point to take this drive.

The fact that this is not a tourist hot spot keeps it a treasure that will not be disturbed anytime soon. Unfortunately, because of the rain we had to turn around halfway along this road and head back to where we started.  The road was flooded with 6 ft of water and completely impassable. Hopefully someday I can make it back here as a trip to the road outside of the rainy season will lead you to countless caves for exploration with many containing ancient Buddha statues and temples. Unlike the rest of the Buddha caves in the area, these are mostly unexplored, or at least rarely visited.

Tha Khek Area Photos

Laos Photos

Okay, okay, so we are a little backed up.  5 Countries later and we are catching up on the photo galleries.  We are working hard and many more will be coming over the next week but here is a small start.

Pakse – Laos

Thanks for the generosity

I would like to take a moment to thank the people who have recently supported TWBR. Every little bit helps to fill the tanks with gas, pay for visas and afford to get by.

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Tom and Judy Magara

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Thank god for sisters.

IMG_1454 When I first came up with this scheme to drive around the world, it was a secret from my family for a while. I knew that my mom and sister would be worried, so it seemed better to get things in motion before getting their input. Months went by and then I decided to tell Katie (my sister).  Around this time I was still early in the planning phases of the journey.  Katie likely just brushed this off as another one of the silly ideas I tend to come up with on a regular basis.

Time went on and things were really rolling. We had ten’s of thousands of hits on the website per month and some potential sponsors. We were certainly nearing a point that the possibility of pulling off this wild scheme was eminent. This was probably somewhere in the neighborhood of 8 months from departure. It seemed appropriate to tell Mom about the idea now. Her first reaction was that it was the stupidest thing I had ever came up with and she was very upset.  She went on and on about how dangerous it was and the likelihood of me getting hurt or killed. We left it at that…she surely hoped that the expedition would not come to fruition.

Months later I went out to have some beers with my sister.  On the surface my mother gave the impression that maybe it was not the worst idea ever.  The thoughts she was putting in my sisters head were very contrary to my impressions. Katie and I finished a few beers and were having some great conversations about all of the things TWBR had in store. At some point the "going through 20 some countries on the state department’s do not travel list" did not set so well with Katie. Some crying ensued and I asked what bothered her so much. I found out that good old mom told her that I was going to die while on this expedition.

Since then I have obviously not died, my Mom is probably the biggest fan of the trip, and there is a lot less crying.  Katie and Mom have been two of my biggest supporters.  In fact, even though my sister does not make a ton of money, she gave us a pretty sweet donation before we left.  She has been doing all kinds of busy work and taking care of tons of things for us at home.

Not a day goes by that I do not think about her, she is the best sister around. TWBR would not exist without her. Even after all the times she has been concerned, even after being convinced that I might die, she is still giving money to us and wasting countless hours running around Denver keeping things in order. In fact, she is the only person so far that has taken the initiative to sign up for a subscription to the site.  So thanks sister, I probably would have given up by now if it was not for you.

It Was Bound To Happen

It was bound to happen. We knew in the planning phases of this expedition that even though you can minimize your exposure to theft, you can never fully protect yourself from it. We expected that we would become victims of theft at some point on the expedition, but it still does not make it any easier when it happens. It plain Jane sucks.

Last night, our last night in Almaty, Kazakhstan, the alarm on Little Pepe went off at about 3 a.m. Both cars were parked on a well-lit, main street in central Almaty across from the hotel where we had been staying. There was some traffic on the street and we looked out of our window but did not see anything out of the ordinary and assumed that a passing truck or bus had set off the alarm as this had happened in the past. About 45 minutes later, the alarm went off again and this time we saw someone in the shadows pawing through the truck. We ran down from the 5th floor of the hotel, Steve barefoot and in his pajama pants and I fumbling with my shoes shirt and jeans only to encounter a security guard who could not figure out how to let us out of the door. After a few minutes the sleepy security guard figured out how to open the door and we ran to the Sequoia in time to see the individual jump in a newer model Mercedes and speed off. We found that the rear, passenger-side window had been completely smashed out and at first glance the only thing that appeared to be missing was a shoulder bag containing our Panasonic HVX HD video camera. After further examination, it was obvious that the main objective of the thief was to steal the car, as both visors had been flipped down and the glove box and center console were open in an attempt to hopefully find a spare set of keys. The thief did take a spare set of keys we had for the Thundra, which he most likely thought was for the Sequoia, but luckily it was parked far enough away and was left untouched.

The staff at the hotel we were staying at was completely unhelpful and uncooperative and was more concerned about us waking them up in the early hours of the morning and why three people were staying in a room intended for two than assisting us with the current situation. They even refused to call the police or give us their number. We did find a security guard who helped us call the cops and they arrived about 45 minutes later. The police were actually quite friendly and were genuinely interested in helping us out. Still visibly inconvenienced, the lady working at the front desk helped us interpret since none of the cops spoke English and we started the process of filling out a police report. They even brought out a K-9 dog and fingerprint kits to analyze the crime-scene although I don’t know what the dog could have done or what they could have collected off the filthy handles of the Sequoia, but it was a nice attempt. About half-way through the process, the police officer taking the report informed us that in order to complete the process we would need to remain in Kazakhstan for another three weeks. Staying this much longer in Kazakhstan was obviously not an option, so we stopped filling out the report, although the cop really wanted to continue taking it, apparently convinced he could potentially recover the video camera. To make matters even more disturbing, the lady at the hotel snapped at us that this is why they do not call the police… irritated that she also had to fill out some paperwork. 

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Steve slept in the Sequoia the remainder of the night to ensure it remained secure and that the thieves did not get smart and try and come back to potentially steal the Thundra since they now were in possession of the keys. At first light, we examined the Sequoia further and determined that the crooks had also taken a Kata bag containing some of our production equipment including two of our 500GB hard drives containing photos and video footage from NZ, AUS and parts of Thailand. We do have most of the photos and footage backed up, although we are fairly certain that our interviews and story on the Wild Asia USAID project in Thailand as well as the AUSAID school project in Indonesia are now gone.  We still have another HVX camera  and the HD Sony but now need to get new sound equipment in order to continue to professionally film stories… that will have to wait until Europe.

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Any sort of replacement for the shattered window will most likely have to wait until we arrive in Europe

Although I am still physically sick to my stomach, I guess it could have been worse… we still have our laptops, our spare cameras and 60 percent of our production equipment, but it sucks when someone cleans you out for about $8,000. It sucks even worse when people who potentially witnessed the crime take place did nothing to break it up and our "hosts" at the hotel were only concerned about their own inconveniences as a result of it. At least we still have the trucks. If one of the trucks had been stolen, it would be pretty safe to assume that the expedition would essentially be over. It was bound to happen, but knowing that definitely does not make it any easier when it actually does. The only thing left to do is to get out of Almaty, which we were looking forward to doing anyway, and move on. Next stop Kyrgyzstan… hopefully we will encounter more positive individuals there because Kazakhstan has definitely left a bad taste in our mouths. 

Oh and by the way, if you happen to be reading this and are the individual who stole our equipment, at least give us the hard drives back. Photos and video of our trip are of no benefit to you. If you are smart enough to read, I assume you may have looked at who you screwed over last night since you also seem to have gotten away with some of our TWBR website t-shirts.

Anomalty

Having watched the movie Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, I could not help but develop some preconceived notions of what Kazakhstan would be like, even though I knew the movie was fictitious and filmed entirely outside of Kazakhstan. My preconceived notions of Kazakhstan and its largest city, Almaty, would however, quickly be dispelled. After crossing the remote Kazakh/Russian border northeast of Semey, you immediately encounter sparsely populated, flat and mostly barren steppe. Gradually though, the steppe gives way to the mountains of the Zailiysky Alatau Range that greet you outside of Alma Ata or present day Almaty… a city that in many ways reminds me a lot of Denver. After having spent a few days here in Almaty, it is at times hard to realize that you are actually in Kazakhstan, or even Central Asia for that matter.

Almaty is a very cosmopolitan city and could pass for any major city in Europe or even the eastern United States, but once you start to see the price tags on anything from a cup of coffee to a pair of socks, the comparison ends. Tree-lined avenues are flanked by trendy cafes, upscale restaurants, posh nightclubs and expensive boutique shops. Smartly dressed Kazakhs are everywhere, Dolce and Prada are the order of the day and there is the largest concentration of high end Range Rovers, Mercedes and BMW’s I have ever seen. Almaty is definitely a vibrant and booming city as evidenced by the frantic construction on the southern edge of the city… including a brand new J.W. Marriott hotel, the multi-million dollar mansions at the foot of the mountains and the general cost of living here.

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They are older models but still not what I expected to see in Kazakhstan

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Oh yeah, new models blanket the city too

Without a doubt, this is the most expensive city I have ever been in. The average house in Almaty rents for about $10,000 a month in a country where outside the city, the average income is only about $500 per month. A standard, no-frills room at the Almaty Hyatt will cost you about $650 a night and eating out at a restaurant will fill your stomach but quickly empty your wallet. I have probably spent more money in the last four days here in Almaty than I have in total over the last month. Given that there is also a hotel shortage, rooms are very hard to come by and when you do find one, you are paying six times what you would expect it to cost. Our Soviet-Era digs are the cheapest in town and it is still setting us back $60 per night. Internet cafes are everywhere here, but you have to be Bill Gates to afford them… hourly rates are around $4 plus you have to pay another couple of bucks per hour depending on the amount of data you upload or download.

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Our $60/night hotel bathroom in Almaty, Kazakhstan

Most of the money here in Kazakhstan, which is the richest country in Central Asia, and in Almaty, which is considered the financial heart of the region has come from the discovery of huge deposits of natural resources… most notably oil. Billions of dollars are pumped into the Kazakh economy from the export of oil and wheat and it is obvious in Almaty that that people here have become extremely wealthy. There is speculation though that the economic situation here in Kazakhstan is akin to a deck of cards on the verge of collapse as a result of poor economic planning and financial management coupled with political corruption. Whether there is a looming economic crisis or not, for the time being, people here in Almaty are definitely flexing their spending muscles in a city that would have Donald Trump pinching his pennies. Unfortunately for our accountant, we are stuck here for a week while we wait for our Uzbekistan and Turkmenistan visas… hopefully we will have enough left in the TWBR coffers to actually make it there. On the bright side, we are in an oil rich country, so gas is only $2.50 a gallon for 95 octane. By the way, do not mention Borat anywhere around here… it is a real sore subject, but considering how much money is floating around, you would think Kazakhstan would step up their PR campaign to show everyone that it is far from what you might expect.   

Basho Knew What He Was Talking About

Over the course of our expedition, we have received a lot of advice from many different people. On top of getting information about the country we are in or about a country we are traveling to in the future from locals, ex-pats, aid organizations staff and government workers, there is a plethora of information available online. Driving around the world in the information age definitely has its advantages, however, it also brings with it the task of sorting through the available information to determine what is actually applicable to our expedition and more importantly, the degree of accuracy and truth that the information contains.

Unfortunately, it seems that a lot of information we come across about the countries we are traveling through is negatively slanted, usually consisting of the bad experiences people have had there. While we were in Mongolia, we  were passed along some information concerning passage through Siberia and the Altai region of Russia from some people who had talked with participants of the Mongol Rally. Since these guys had actually driven cars through this area, we were interested in learning what we might be able to expect down the road. The Mongol Rally guys for the most part did not have too many problems, but there were run-ins with corrupt border guards, police and the occasional mafia wannabe. This information, combined with that harvested from the net and from our guidebooks led us to believe that we were in fact entering an area where there were potential threats to our safety and to our wallets.

I was actually concerned to the point of seeking out an audience with the local security attache at the American Embassy. After talking with Embassy staff, I learned that there were "no specific threats or cause for alarm," but that I should remain vigilant. They also provided me with a pamphlet that included travel tips for U.S citizens in Russia. The pamphlet contained mostly general information that can basically apply anywhere you travel, but did contain a section about the possession of computer and electronic devices and bringing them with you into Russia. The importation, even if only temporary, of items such as cell phones, GPS units, radio electronic devices and other electronic equipment, according to the pamphlet, is subject to approval and certification from the Glavgossvyaznadzor (Main Inspectorate in Communications), a process which can take up to two weeks. Based upon our experience in simply getting a Russian visa, my head was instantly filled with thoughts of the possibility of dealing with another archaic, bureaucratic remnant of the former Soviet Union… especially considering we basically have  enough electronic equipment and accessories with us to stock a Radio Shack. Based on our schedule, we obviously did not have enough time to try and get everything checked out by the Gladiator office so we decided to play dumb, yet fully expected to spend a lengthy amount of time getting processed at the border as it took an average of about eight hours of waiting for the Mongol Rally guys to get in.

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Helpful or helping to build the fear factor?

After arriving at the remote Russian border at Tashanta, we prepared for the worst. We did not know much about the border except that Ewan McGregor was one of the first foreigners to cross in 2004 on his Long Way Round journey and that the Russian Embassy said that it was open to foreigners even though other information we had obtained indicated otherwise. It actually took a while just to get out of Mongolia since they have a one car per hour policy at this border… we were number four in line. We did make it out of Mongolia in under three hours and once we had spanned the 24 kilometers of no man’s land between border checkpoints, we were greeted by a cheerful Russian border guard who could not have been a day older than 18. Given his enthusiasm and comments in broken English, we may have well been the only foreigners to cross here since Ewan. Further down the road at customs, we had to wait for lunch break to end, but once it did, we were in and getting processed in a very efficient manner. We did have to get our visas registered, buy insurance for the trucks and deal with customs declarations, but everything was official and there was not even the slightest inclination of getting screwed or potentially having to line anyone’s pockets.  The customs inspector, who also could not have been much older than 18, was so interested in our trucks that he only glanced inside on his search and was satisfied when we told him that we did not have any guns or marijuana with us. With that, we were off and driving legally in Russia in under 2 hours.

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Playing the waiting game in Mongolia

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The hassle-free Russian crossing also provided the first paved road we had seen in over a week

We did only spend four days in Russia, which may have limited our exposure to the undesirable elements that everyone seems so eager to write about and share, but we did not have any negative experiences whatsoever. I guess it is human nature to share negative experiences first and over time, no matter how isolated these events may be, they get embellished to the point where what once may have been practical information, now only serves to make you overly paranoid about benign encounters and situations. We did get stopped by the police a few times, once because our license plates were too dirty and the second time simply to satisfy the cop’s own curiosity about the trucks, but both times, the encounters ended with a firm handshake, a professional salute and a friendly "dasvidanya" from the officers. As for all of our electronic and communications equipment, well, the Embassy pamphlet was over two years old and the customs officials even told us to mark that category blank on the declaration form, so we made it in and out without any hassles and without having to dish out a single Ruble for anything we should not have.

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Once in Russia, the only thing we really had to worry about was translating the road signs

A new friend that we met in Mongolia, Tom Claytor, passed on a saying from the Japanese poet Basho: learn the rules well and then forget them. This could not have been more applicable here… find out all you can about driving in and out of Russia and then forget about what you learned because your situation is probably going to be completely different. I have nothing but good things to say about our time in Russia/Siberia/Altai and it is definitely one of the top places on my list to come back to. Furthermore, I never wished that I was able to speak the local language more so than in Russia because countless people approached us either on foot or driving in traffic wanting to know more about what we were doing. If I had a Ruble for every gold-toothed grin we got from truck drivers, police officers and other curious Russians, I would not have even worried about getting shaken down any corrupt officials.